Wednesday, August 31, 2011

using the loop station to patch dog whistles across the industrial tracks I'm blasting into the backyard...
if you can't learn to silence your unregistered daycare before noon, I will continue to drown you in electronica...

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

you don't answer the door but you do bring your dog inside; don't ever pretend to me that you are unaware of the problem...
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quoted St.Ego: The truth can be eroded...
quoted St.Ego: Live music is when I can see the DJ.

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think I'm going to lose the big tree in my front yard due to termites...

Sunday, August 28, 2011

letting the weasels stretch their legs while I kick back to some Duck Sauce... oOowoOowoOo-oo... Barbara Streisand!
got a phantom hole in my foot from sitting on a rock during a 4 hour phone call...

Saturday, August 27, 2011

I'm titling my first track "Matt's Neighborhood: Please Don't Rape This White Boy!"
have experience my first experience of making the music in my head come out of a speaker...
either Verizon isn't passing text messages or I am not very popular today... O.o
temporal shiboleths: what year is it?

Friday, August 26, 2011

okay, so the Kaoss Pad is really just a big 2 dimensional foot pedal for your finger? The mystery is gone...
just worked out that phrase repetition is the new (or "a convenient") replacement for rhyme...
just realized why I keep seeing multiple Kaoss Pads daisy-chained together in sets: one effect per pad at a time...
somebody wake up and invite me to breakfast!
the proof of my prophetic powers just became manifest. QQ
no barking yet this morning; just know it will start when I go to bed tho... *grumble*
laying down the Breakfast Taco Dub. O.o
recorded my first song track into the RC-50; I'm titling it "Your Voice Is A Tool", but it's less impressive than it sounds...
watching a lightbulb go out and feeling relieved that it's not the electricity flickering instead...
hot tip: don't start a 10,000 hour project expecting to be good at any part of it...

Thursday, August 25, 2011

wondering where I might be able to score 65,000 cubic feet of mylar balloons at...
I'm not pumping frequency out back to babysit your kids for you; enjoy some Girl Talk at volume, "neighbor"...
12kHz at 200W for about ten minutes results in a dead calm across the neighborhood. Hear that but not your own dog or kids? =P
just when you thought it was safe to try going to sleep, the neighbors decide to throw all their kids in the backyard...
from experience, I know that the neighborhood dogs will stay quiet until the moment I lay down again...
the next Tribes game is already due out this fall and is going to be F2P! This or FireFall, which shall it be?
that's right, be afraid if you hear my banging on your front door like that at 5am; thank your dog, asshat.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

anybody have neighbors without dogs and a vacant couch? O.o
dead microphone cable, but I can route my dog-whistling phone through the effects board to teh PA in the front doorway!
going on a quest for brisket, egg and cheese tacos at Rudy's BBQ!
if there was a jalisco's nearby that did brisket bits with cheese breakfast tacos, I'd be out the door already...
wondering if I am actually hungry or just wishing they served Korean from my neighbor's backyard...
that's right, it's me, ringin yer bell and pounding on your damned door at 5am because you can't control yer damned dog!!!

Monday, August 22, 2011

somebody invite me to play FireFall, puleeeeeaze!!!

Saturday, August 20, 2011

I <3 Torchwood, and this latest plot twist rawks...
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Movie Trailer Marathon: Recap

Periodically, the time comes for a good ole movie trailer marathon. When you are caught up on your show(s) and not yet ready to call it a night, you can always pick your favorite movie trailer site (Apple, for me, ironically) and fill an hour or two of back-to-back previews... assuming, of course, that you don't watch TV... I can only speak for myself, there.


I advise watching your trailers on a dedicated broadband connection. My 3G my be, in fact, dedicated, but we all know it's not supposed to be that way. ;-)


Click past the break to see which trailers struck my interest and what my expectations are for each...



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yes, Verizon, the east coast just woke up and started getting online; spare some bandwidth to Texas, wouldja?!?
3G should be streaming video capable. News flash: it's not. Capacity issues, Verizon? O.o
enjoying a little late night movie trailer marathon, courtesy of Apple.

Friday, August 19, 2011

worked out all the pertinent features of the RC-50 and my effects processor; just gotta get familiar with using them all now...
just learned how to turn quantize off by turning the guide level to off on the RC-50...
drums isolated on center channel and vocals et al left playing when it's canceled out? Who mixed this crap?

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

going to call my folx so that Murphy gets my clients to call back in the middle; otherwise, it'll be a few hours...
trying to work out the timing for catching a live drum loop...

Monday, August 15, 2011

the anxiety of leaving my phone at home is unfounded when I come home to no text messages, no calls, and no voicemail...

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

discovered a large, unopened caramel Twix in the fridge! Score!

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

roadside, logged in, on a client call, on my way to a client meeting... I'm the Mary K of web development...

Sunday, August 7, 2011

I could play with my loop station if I could just dig a 1/4 to 1/8 coupling out of my electronics mulch...
the latest episode of Torchwood is BRUTAL! First time I've ever seen a main character killed off in an incinerator! >.<

Saturday, August 6, 2011

it is friggin hot, not to completely belabor the obvious...
Whataburger: it's all Marija's fault now...
scraping all the excess crap off my Whataburger with cheese, because they can't get a simple order right...
starting season 3 of Leverage; finally an episode that was recorded with adequate volume...

Friday, August 5, 2011

wondering when Roland is going to update their website to stop saying the RC-50 "has arrived" and start saying its GONE!

Monday, August 1, 2011

somebody killed the deejay at Flight Path...
Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, power to the people!