taking a break from code to catch up on the latest episode of Fringe!

screaming children, barking dogs, motorized jackhammers, and a helicopter today?!?

I want a soundboard of all the cute noises women make that they have no control over...

today's attention span requires time-lapse video for documentaries...

feeding my sweet-tooth with a Cosmic Trigger from Daily Juice!

I didn't know there was such a thing as "Emo Rap", but that explains the lack of smiles.

it's "heads-or-tails", "tits" isn't on the coin and are so cheating...

you say "Peter Pan Syndrome" like it's a bad thing... O.o

do vegetarians all feel the same about not having alcohol as I feel about no meat...

now it finally makes sense: beer is alcoholic pastry!

is there a pill you can take to fix being tone deaf? O.o

Hyde Park: take your dog with you to the grocery store and leave him barking in the parking lot while you shop! *grumble*

CTRL-ALT-DEL: how to wave your hands in the computer's face and say "HEY! I'D LIKE SOME ATTENTION NOW!"

just discovered that The Saint was originally a four season TV show that aired ten years before I was born...

late night greek mythology chat with Brookie and Sean...

what time does the bookstore open and who wants to go?

who's up for saturday morning anime?!?

somehow, throwing a ferret into a pillow gives it the impression that it's now indestructible...

Quacks opens in 30 minutes, and I'm hoping they do ham and cheese croissants again today. Who's with me?!?

explaining the concept of a "manipulation sandbox"...

a red light behind a fan works about the same as any other flashing red lights with regard to making me anxious...

it's official: I'm feeling froggy!

somehow I don't think that wearing headphones and singing along at volume would go over well in a crowded public setting...

am I part of the last generation to have grown up watching Cheers? O.o

quoted Rosalind: I'll have what he got!

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Posted the following quote by Guildenstern on Ivory-Tower: A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.

having a semantic failure and recovering from it poorly...

BSG humor is lost on most ppl: "Maybe it's because I'm a Cylon, and I've never seen you at any of the meetings..."

woke up with an hour of Romper Room left to endure; went for a smoothie and watching Lost Girl until children be gone...

pondering my chances of being allowed to sleep through the morning or whether I should just go get breakfast tacos...

introducing my ocarina to my vocal fx processor; 5th up and pixelate both produce nice results...

planning a nice hot bath before returning to bed and dreaming hatred at my neighbors...

the neighbor, her drooling spawn, and her yippy-dog all needed a taste of Creaming Jesus - Temple of Shite today...

Lost Girl: my new guilty-pleasure series. I mean, c'mon, a succubus? What's not to like?!?

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quoted St.Ego: Do you know what it is like to be a part of something infinite? Any part of it at all, no matter how small? The infinite gives you a certain perspective, like the opposite of a thousand-yard-stare. You no longer have to look in order to find miracles...

quoted Sherlock Holmes: I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

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Posted the following quote by Sherlock Holmes on Ivory-Tower: I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

it's ALL guilt-free cheesecake with my metabolism!

of course if I had gone to eat talk tonight then I wouldn't be driving all the way across town to menu in order free credit card I left open app

sounds like the local precinct just got a call about a donut sale...

getting a bug for the whole youth hostel thing again...

headphones, apparently, are the ideal way to avoid listening to me vocalize my internal dialog. =P

realizing that a halfway house and a youth hostel are two completely different things...

coping with the introduction of an exciting new fragrance to the cafe: wet dog. WTF, people?

if you own a cafe with chalkboards in the bathrooms... move the damned things to the hall for those still WAITING!!!

wisdom begins with "I'm not listening to Chad..."

if Mercury isn't in retrograde, I'm going to track it's sorry ass down and put it there...

listening to SquirrelRove issue idle threats...

wondering if a tattoo artist would be willing to tattoo a pet so that it could pull off "research animal" status...

listening to a guy talk about the local raccoons taking advantage of the drought to get at fresh water shellfish...

I've just been accused of being a "Shit-Talking Maven"... O.o

Enjoying breakfast tacos and the ephemera of my own vivid imagination at La Victoria Bakery... Time to get stuffed.

Biscuits and Groovy doesn't open for four more hours... QQ

no way you will miss that IM "ding" when it comes through a 12" at 150 watts. O.o

watching some movie where aliens invade Mexico just below the US border...

my phone is proving inadequate to blog with solo; must hijack Kevin's camcorder soon...

I need my own crozier...

starting to feel less like karaoke and more like mst3k when I've got a show playing on the second monitor...

just finished squeezing out a song based around a chorus of "where is Wes?"

okay, everything patched through to the amp in the corner of the office now; glorified karaoke for hermits for the time being...

just got the bright idea to move all of my audio equipment into the office and plug my laptop into an available aux port!

I will empower you if it's the last thing I do...

quoted Sylvia Edwards: It's okay now, because I can go in and edit it...

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making use of the immense ambient heat produced from my laptop to compensate for Sean's A/C; yeah, I know it's hot outside...

someone send me a beta invite for Firefall, pullleeeaaaaze!!!!

I wonder if my back neighbor is afraid that I'm going to huff and puff and blow their house down...

apparently, online games are no longer bothering with release dates until the last minute...

adding the noise trucks make when they back up to the list of things that justify homicide...

most beautiful day in weeks, temperature in the eighties!

get rid of your dog. put it to sleep. leave it outside of town at a park. I don't care. Just get rid of the damned thing.

200 watts of dog whistles, dubstep, and me screaming at the top of my lungs. Enjoy, you fucking dog owners...

that's right, neighbors, I've got a 200 watt dog with an "on" button; enjoy!