William Shatner in Psych: "Chad... is the leader of the crew that you are looking for."

yes, neighbor, when you force me to listen to your dog, I prevent you from hearing your tv. That's how this works.

you can always tell the sounds of someone moving in up stairs: *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG*...

Tanuki pooped in the litter box; I think I'm gonna throw a party...

I <3 Leverage. This show is so well written; I'm glad it's back on again...

trying to avoid reacting to my neighbor playing loud music at midnight...

larger chair base: stub toes more often. smaller chair base: fall over more often. decissions, decisions...

carbonated beverages are noisy on an empty stomach...

hello, Verizon? Yeah, it's no longer "throttling" when there is ZERO throughput...

would like to congratulate Verizon for having shitty service even during off-peak...

having a chuckle as a sudden rain storm and high winds chase the drunks back inside...

The Secret World is still six months away from launch, according to Tørnquist...

made it back to Austin in once piece...

one song and then a commercial already? fuck off, Spotify!

six hours of sleep before the holiday drive or work on more code? O.o

tonight was the first time I've ever been "sprayed" by a cat... *gross*

quoted Summer: You Gen-X'ers don't believe in snowflakes...

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took the DISC personality test after DrupalCampAustin and got 52% Dominance...

decompressing...

ran out of fires to put out, waiting for the adrenaline to finish flushing out now...

getting the most out of 150 watts as part of some quick stress relief...

the korean take-out smelled funny and went straight to the trash; Pizza Paradise time!

running on fumes...

laptop is running slower than my brain; time to pack it up and find some breakfast!

remembering singing No New Tale To Tell with Zach Helke a long long time ago...

no, Rosalynd, a sockpuppet is not a weird sex act... O.o

afraid to touch anything because I KNOW it will explode...

gonna just start deliberately breaking everything so that it starts working...

screaming children outside; must either flee or destroy them...

wondering what could possibly break next and ready to end it all...

found a shirt I don't recognize in my closet, but it's too small for me. Putting off laundry as long as possible...

the ferrets look like a coupla drunks that are too wasted to move their heads far enough to actually look at me...

...and then Firefox died and now I have to wait for 85 tabs to restore... *sigh*

first Drupal died, then Verizon died, then my mouse died, but at least I drowned out my neighbors 2am muzak...

introducing my neighbors and their little yippie dog to some Skrillex at 150 watts...

I will reload this damned video until you stop forcing the ad on me, Youtube!!!

watching Roz do the espresso machine dance...

looking for the new genre tri-fecta: airships, dragons and mecha...

I'm turning into House...

I swear I clicked on Fringe, so why am I now watching an episode of House?

why the hell does a carpet cleaning van have to make so much damned noise?!?

watching the incredible midnight turnout at Gamestop for the Skyrim release...

the banks can show their appreciations for veterans tomorrow by STAYING OPEN!

suppressing my inner english major...

imagining a choose-your-own-adventure written backwards, like Memento...

so, that expression "sailed the seven seas"? I got news for ya: there's more than seven...

why do I wait until midnight to work? because that's how long it takes all of you to get off Facebook, Youtube and Netflix...

looking around the cafe to see who's cellphone is ringing... uh, mine, apparently...

each hospital needs to have a full bar inside, called the paternity ward...

tried meditating, but it seemed to cue the loud drunks to return home...

still wondering why nobody has gotten a mecha mmo published that is still online...

have progressed from the stuffy nose phase, through soar throat, and into runny nose...

quoted Rosalind: All you need is a girl with pink hair...

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mid-day peak traffic and the bandwidth blues...

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Posted the following quote by Rosalind on Ivory-Tower: Don't be freaked out by Chad; he's just fuckin' weird...

quoted Rosalind: Don't be freaked out by Chad; he's just fuckin' weird...

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quoted Sean Birchfield: Where's my controller?!?

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quoted Znork - Slashdot comment: Enterprise Solution - Solvent used for dissolving piles of cash in corporate vaults.

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looks like it's my turn to have a cold now; drinking green tea for my sore throat...

finally, enough wind to fly my kite! If only it wasn't dark outside...

enjoying peak traffic bandwidth... not.