Thursday, May 31, 2012

enjoying a guava hookah in the courtyard at Claires...
sugar crash...
video not available in your country? I'm in the United States, YouTube; where do I have to be to watch this video?!?
"Drive": the relationship didn't need to be in this movie...
got tricked into reading snippets from the Urantia Book again... wth?
wondering how many pictures and sculptures of "aliens" were really just created by crappy artists...
the bass thumping will continue until children cease to whine...

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

if your commercial interrupts my video, your company deserves to go under.
what is the countdown until the next IRL zombie apocalypse news story? O.o
YouTube: when I click "pause", guess what I want you to do! I WANT YOU TO PAUSE, DAMMIT, NOT WAIT 30 SECONDS AND START PLAYING!!!

Monday, May 28, 2012

pitch shifting commercials up into the chipmunk range makes them MUCH more bearable to listen to!

Saturday, May 26, 2012

finishing my second beer and considering a catheter...

Friday, May 25, 2012

what do granite, basalt and limestone all have in common? O.o
just to humor customer service, I reproduced the exact same error in IE, since Chrome "isn't supported"...
telling customer service you want to escalate the issue is like telling a cop that you want your lawyer...
deciding whether or not to make a shofar the next bizarre musical instrument that I add to my collection...

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

early morning chats with Steve are always refreshing because he is always so excited, it's contagious!

Monday, May 21, 2012

after a long day of work, walking the dog to the park with Claire and Wes can be sooo relaxing...
trying to figure out how to get a 15-count arpeggiation out of a synth into a standard 16-count sampler...
just read that ferrets don't kill by snapping the spine but by cutting the brain stem where it goes into the skull!

Sunday, May 20, 2012

tha Cowboy Bebop mini-marathon continues!
committing systematic insectide and gloating over a pile of corpses...

Saturday, May 19, 2012

prepping to drive to San Antonio for Katie's birthday...
just now getting my ear trained enough to distinguish notes an octave apart...

Thursday, May 17, 2012

accidentally collapsing waveforms is what I do best, apparently...
Haywire really is by Steven Soderbergh! Dontcha hate when you try lying and accidentally tell the truth without knowing it?

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

forced to explain myself to tech support monosyllabically...
finally got my Firefall beta key access, downloading the game at last!

Sunday, May 13, 2012

drums have their own proprietary method of musical notation?!? wth? damned rabbit holes...

Saturday, May 12, 2012

FAIL: apparently Dell's website only functions correctly in IE... wth?
done spanking everyone at Settlers of Catan.

Friday, May 11, 2012

successfully remembering my Facebook password on the 4th try...

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

not only did Medal of Honor fail to install, it failed twice uninstalling and took all of last night for the third round charmer.
got that "skin is going to be peeling like crazy by the end of the week" feeling...

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

turning on Language Immersion for Chrome with German...
catching up with the times by setting up my new Alienware laptop!
Tribes:Ascend - now I get bonuses and accolades for defenses that I upgrade! Finally! w00t! Shazbot time!
a weed eater just started up right outside the door; now I know why I bothered to stay up: I wouldn't've gotten sleep anyway...
happy to finally have my jaw slide back into place after getting it smacked outa whack while wake-tubing...
just conceived the idea of using the KP3's Pad Motion feature to sequence the Kaossilator via midi, since the KP3 doesn't use scale...

Monday, May 7, 2012

time for a mad rush to Yogurtland before it closes! They're open until 10pm, according to their website!
closing Facebook before I start looking for an obligatory picture of something only people my age would recognize...

Sunday, May 6, 2012

anyone know where/how I can get a bigger line of credit on my karma? O.o
sunburned enough that, even colorblind, I can tell I got too much, cuz it HURTS!

Saturday, May 5, 2012

YouTube+Chrome did not appreciate my attempt to upload a 700meg home video of a walk in the park...
watching technology fail in cascading relays of crashed software and hardware, driving me to go experience Cinco de Mayo and bbq...
going to San Francisco Bakery at 3:30pm on a Saturday can really throw a speedbump into your day...
worn out from hiking River Place Nature Trail with Claire-bear and Zelda; media uploads forthcoming...
demonstrating the use of opposable thumbs to the dog in a show of dominance to mark my territory: the bed.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

when is Austin going to put a ramp from 35 south into 183 north?
can haz shazbot time.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

watchin some Trigun with Wes...
FPS+z is the new black.
if this is your first night on Slashdot, you HAVE to moderate!
Studio Birds: give your performance that "where did all these birds come from?" ambience...